PARTY TIME!

Hahahahhahahaaahhahahaha.
Oh. Yes.
I can't believe how ironic this is, since I was walking into algebra class the other day thinking about when Tyler and his girlfriend were going to split up. I used to be forced to see them before algebra's because his girlfriend's classroom is next to mine and he used to walk her to her class. Except he stopped that a few weeks ago. I had to see them a lot in the hallways, and when it was just about starting to kill me, it stopped. My wish was granted, in a way. So I was walking into algebra class and thinking about that, knowing it will most likely be June before they break up, yet wishing for it to be sooner. They're obviously not going to last forever. And it's not that I would benefit from him being single, since he made it blatantly obvious that he does not give a damn about me. But stil, vengeance is oh so sweet, and it would be glorious all the same.
You don't need to remind me. I know I'm being a selfish bitch.
I logged on Facebook right before 8 PM last night, and there it was.
Now listed as single.
HA.
I even double checked on his profile just to make sure it wasn't my mind playing a cruel joke on me. It wasn't.
I cried for at least ten minutes, out of this bizarre happiness.
If I were to be a decent person, I feel sorry.
If I were to be an honest person, I am not sorry in the least.
Kinnari told me that I should message him on FB or IM him and say that I'm sorry for him. But then I brought up the point that I would probably end up saying something like, "I'm sorry EXCEPT NOT REALLY BECAUSE I WAS WAITING THIS FOR SO FUCKING LONG! VICTORY! IS! MINE!"
I doubt that would go over well.
Plus, I don't know any details whatsoever. I don't know who broke up with who. Therefore I can't say anything to him (not that I was FOR REAL planning on it anyway) because if he broke up with her, then it was his decision and it'd be awkward to say I felt bad. It was his decision.
But I don't know what happened.
I'm guessing & hoping she broke up with him because that's just more sick pleasure for me and it makes sense. She's a senior and he's a junior. She doesn't want to get married. She's probably going to college next year unless her goal is to be a McDonald's cashier. So yeah. Or maybe he's not manly enough for her.
Hahahahahhahahahahhahahaha.
I'm going to do homework now and stop this sick, happy rant before it gets the better of me.
I think it already has.