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This is what I need to tell people when they ask why.
Why him.
What's so special about that guy as opposed to...everyone else in the world.

Speaking of him...he was in my dream again last night, but I don't feel like writing about it because it was uneventful. He was just there. It was exponentially better than being screamed at. Oh, and in my dream he was wearing the same sweater he wore today. How bizarre.